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Silent Bob (voice)

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Leonardo Leonardo (voice)

Kevin Michael Richardson (35)

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Charles Barkley (voice)

Dan Etheridge

Mr. Plug

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Gwyneth Paltrow (voice)

Kath Soucie (39)

Angry Customer / Starstruck Woman / Jay's Granddaughter (voice)

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Honorable Judge Reinhold (voice)

Gilbert Gottfried (45)

Jerry Seinfeld (voice) / Patrick Swayze (voice)

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Willem Black (voice)

April Winchell (40)

Reporter (voice) / Bailiff (voice)

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Major Baklava (voice)

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Mayor McCheese (voice)

Kerri Kenney (30)

Mother (voice) / Muffin Lady (voice)

Michael McShane (44)

Officer Big Mac (voice)

Bryan Cranston (44)

Various (voice) / Helicopter Pilot (voice)

Brian Posehn (33)

Albert (voice) / (voice) / Man on Fire (voice)

Michael McKean (52)

Professor Ram / Creepy Old Guy (voice)

Walt Flanagan (32)

Fanboy (voice) / Walt Grover the Fanboy (voice)

Steve Hytner (40)

Lesbian #3 / Umpire (voice)

Jeff Bennett (37)

(voice) / British Customer (voice) / Regis Philbin (voice)

Kevin McDonald (39)

Batman Fan / Freak #1 (voice)

Phil LaMarr (33)

Axel Foley (voice)

Mark McKinney (40)

Freak #2 (voice)

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Giggling Girl (voice)

Bryan Johnson (32)

Steve / Dave Pulasti (voice)