Keric

Chip

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Col Yarvis

Professor Walton

Marvin

Simmons

Moderator

Jack Tannor

Chip

Det. Walker

Detective Vernon

Waiter

Captain Conniff

Dr. Baxter

Paramedic

Bill

Security Guard

Corey

Samuel

Ronald

Officer

Reporter Martin

Fireman

Preston Hull

Officer Byron Tate

Harold Simmons