At night, when her eyes are closed, Mia (Keiko) lives out the rush of auto-erotica - the climactic combo of smashed vehicles and petrol scented sex - but during the day she's a disenchanted art student wondering why she even bothers getting a degree. Creeped out by her perv teacher who uses "art instruction" as a cum-on, she daydreams away, living out her Polaroid fantasies. While she doesn't mind screwing her junglist friend, Trixie (Felix Vicious), and lame-porn website editor, Billy (Talon), she's definitely not into poser punks and is still searching for an uber-slacker to make her cream. Enter Johnny (James Deen). The shy emo boy who spends his trust fund money on mind candy is way too lazy to make art, but he's got spunk, and is surprisingly well hung for a sensitive shoe gazer. Has Mia met her match? Will their kinky sex lead to great art, or will they end up getting jobs working on cheesy 90's looking porn? All we know is that Art School Sluts are easy!